Self improvement is masturbation.

Self improvement is masturbation. יעקוב אברהמ I love literature, muscle cars, snowboarding, martial arts, music, movies, Israel, my friends, my AE∏ brothers, and my band (message me if you want our facebook page). Thanks for stopping by, and please, enjoy your stay! :)

Fuck feelings

I’m just sick of having them.  And I’m sick of the unresolved conflicts with my ex. Who has gone out of her way time and time again to avoid confronting me because she knows what a cunt she’s been. But whatever. I don’t care anymore.  However, there are other things I DO care about that I wish I could just feel apathetic towards. But what can I do? Not a god damn thing. As per fucking usual.

Reblogged from man-thinking

burrayeksa:

Hockey players– THEY GOT THE MOVES. 

Best sport ever? Best sport ever.

Reblogged from namalam

stepnsteph:

kungfupunk:

I love me some Wing Chun.
Haven’t played Chi Sao in ages.

In our training we study Wing Chun and Hung Gar in connection with each other as both are complimentary and conflicting. A straight punch will beat a hooked strike yet a curved strike can overcome a straight attack.

If you’re viewing this on my theme then you’ll need to click the little left or right arrows next to the images. Anyway, this is a great series of gifs!

Wing Chun is hypnotizing.  I really need to find a way to study it soon.

(Source: gutsanduppercuts)

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riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually,  the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

(Source: margaritka2005)

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 Those Brazilian Things: Capoeira

I miss Capo…shoutout to my Capoeiramigos!

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

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rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

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rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

A real man loves his woman EVERY week of the month

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A real man loves his woman EVERY week of the month

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treehugga:

violet-the-inventor:

robotribble:

3492th-pie:

Fifty Shades of Greynarrated by Gilbert Gottfried

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.

i am crying i am literally crying i am laughing so hard that there are tears trickling from my eyes oh my god

perfect, perfect, perfect

I CAN’T OH MY GOD THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

I wish I could play this for every customer that asks me for this book.

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RIP ME

WE WERE LISTENING TO THIS IN THE CAR TODAY AFTER WORK

THIS OH MY GOD

JUST

I FEEL THE SAME WAY, I WORK AT BOOKS-A-MILLION AND WE HAVE THE BOXED SET

EVERYWHERE

HOOOOLY FUUCK, IS THIS WRONG.

New this on my blog because of reasons. Never has the Internet produced something so amazing

I can die happy once I own this.

(Source: nerdnawesome)

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albayzin:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

denerdicon:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

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Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

proving once again that monty python is as educational as it is funny

(Source: redlight--district)

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